carry-on-my-wayward-butt: when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart…

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: when u try to and end up ur

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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find someone whose favorite gum isn’t Watermelon Bubblicious and you’ve found yourself a…

gum isn’t and you’ve a…

find someone whose favorite gum isn’t Watermelon Bubblicious and you’ve found yourself a liar

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Make A Fire Yourself?

Make A ?

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Fake Science


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name the 3 most awesome things about yourself

the 3

cool brain

cool dog

cool hair

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Are you ever going to post another topless photo of yourself? You know all us ladies are waiting unpatiently!! ♡♥♡♥

Are you to topless of ? You know all us are waiting !!

*Impatiently…you are waiting impatiently, you are incorporating Middle English into your vocabulary…which would be fine I guess

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Life Pro Tip: Never allow yourself to get emotionally attached to a toothbrush

Life Pro Tip: to get to a toothbrush

Life Pro Tip: Never allow yourself to get emotionally attached to a toothbrush

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heckacute: Just be yourself unless you’re terrible. 

: be

heckacute:

Just be yourself unless you’re terrible. 

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pixel heckacute: Just be yourself unless you’re terrible. 

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