lornacrowley: ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you…

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lornacrowley:

ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle

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elionking: Nothing’s more evil than friends that will trick you…

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elionking:

Nothing’s more evil than friends that will trick you thinking they’re going to share their food with you

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when someone requests a song so bad that you gotta put spotify into a private session before you…

when a so bad that you gotta put into a you…

when someone requests a song so bad that you gotta put spotify into a private session before you play it for them

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come snuggle with my dog and me and we’ll watch and sing along to the sound of music and you…

with my dog and me and we’ll and to the of and you…

come snuggle with my dog and me and we’ll watch and sing along to the sound of music and you can pick the 2nd movie ok?

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I’m in love with you. I wanna kiss you forever.

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Hey Cor, I like you. I like your posts. I like your tweets. I like your snapchats. I like your face. I like the way your sarcasm comes across as a laid back, smart ass, with a hint of sass. You are a genuinely nice guy who deserve to be like and more in the future love by someone who is awesome like you. Just wanted to let you know. You don’t know me personally. But I hope one day our paths meet. Ps. Didn’t like Hockey, but I gave it another shot….eh. A work in progress.

Hey Cor, I like you. I like your . I like your tweets. I like your snapchats. I like your face. I like the way your sarcasm comes as a laid back, smart ass, with a hint of sass. You are a nice guy who to be like and in the future by who is awesome like you. Just wanted to let you know. You don’t know me personally. But I one day our meet. Ps. Didn’t like , but I it another shot….eh. A work in progress.

This one is from a while ago but it’s probably the nicest thing anybody has ever messaged me so thanks so much to whoever this was icon smile Hey Cor, I like you. I like your posts. I like your tweets. I like your snapchats. I like your face. I like the way your sarcasm comes across as a laid back, smart ass, with a hint of sass. You are a genuinely nice guy who deserve to be like and more in the future love by someone who is awesome like you. Just wanted to let you know. You dont know me personally. But I hope one day our paths meet. Ps. Didnt like Hockey, but I gave it another shot....eh. A work in progress.

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pixel Hey Cor, I like you. I like your posts. I like your tweets. I like your snapchats. I like your face. I like the way your sarcasm comes across as a laid back, smart ass, with a hint of sass. You are a genuinely nice guy who deserve to be like and more in the future love by someone who is awesome like you. Just wanted to let you know. You dont know me personally. But I hope one day our paths meet. Ps. Didnt like Hockey, but I gave it another shot....eh. A work in progress.

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