A Totally Serious Shakespearian Sonnet

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Bacon by Cory

A great desire has grown so fast within,

That I am very eager to stomach;

At such a luckless hour did it begin,

And seconds never slower do they tick.

The auburn streaks of dusk’s slow falling sky

Had given my free mind a reckless thought,

To wander through untidy lightless sty

To where desire’s arms wish that I were caught.

But rather I expect desire part ways

To replace my hunger with a bore;

Instead the horror is that desire stays

And that fulfillment is not held in store.

No greater joy could be than if I came

To find desire upon a morning flame.

Damn That’s Whack


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