i was talking to some kid last night and he told me that he printed out mapquest directions to get…

i was to kid night and he me that he out to get…

i was talking to some kid last night and he told me that he printed out mapquest directions to get home from school and I laughed because I thought he was being facetious but he was being serious and didn’t think it was funny when I asked him if he saw who was number 1 on TRL today

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A wise friend once told me, “Fleet Foxes sounds like an attic smells”

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A wise friend once told me, “Fleet Foxes sounds like an attic smells”

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Someone told me tonight that I should get a girlfriend so I asked them, “but then who’s…

me tonight that I get a so I asked , “but then who’s…

Someone told me tonight that I should get a girlfriend so I asked them, “but then who’s gonna play my xbox?”

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Why I’m Single Reason #372: One time, this girl and I were flirting and she told me that she…

Why I’m : One , and I and she me that she…

Why I’m Single Reason #372: One time, this girl and I were flirting and she told me that she loved to cuddle, so not to be outdone, I said to her, and I quote, “Oh I will cuddle your skin off.” 

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killself: REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Tumblr and it became a hobby.

My mom me not to to . But then I a and it a

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