“Somebody threw a snow cone at my windshield today. I thought I hit a rainbow. It was terrifying.”

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“Somebody threw a snow cone at my windshield today. I thought I hit a rainbow. It was terrifying.”

Teddy (bobs burgers)
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just spent like a half hour thinking of and claiming tumblr urls and I actually thought of some…

like a hour thinking of and and I actually of

just spent like a half hour thinking of and claiming tumblr urls and I actually thought of some great ones that weren’t taken yet but I think my favorite so far is just10dads

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someone just asked me “don’t you love anything?!” and the first thing I thought of…

just asked me “don’t you anything?!” and the I of…

someone just asked me “don’t you love anything?!” and the first thing I thought of was my favorite pair of shoes

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I didn’t know you were from Jersey! I always thought that you were Canadian…

I didn’t you ! I always that you were

Many think , I’m not certain why…

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I actually thought about this the other day. I called some guy a…

I the other I guy a…
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I actually thought about this the other day. I called some guy a “Blink-182 Dad”

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And you thought coming back on the back of Quirrell’s head…

And you on the of head…
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And you thought coming back on the back of Quirrell’s head was bad…

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You really are attractive. When you posted up your pic from the other day, I thought to myself, “God damn”

You are . When you up your pic the other day, I to , “God

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pixel You really are attractive. When you posted up your pic from the other day, I thought to myself, God damn

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