wassUP im drunk too! whar r u drinking? also make sure ur drinking a lot of water so as not to get hungover :D and hows ur dog?!

im too! r u ? make ur a lot of so as not to get icon biggrin wassUP im drunk too! whar r u drinking? also make sure ur drinking a lot of water so as not to get hungover :D and hows ur dog?! and ur dog?!

Jon Taffer taught me to drink water between drinks and i obey the Taffer obvs

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that-stupid-tardis-sound: oh the in his but not one of the…

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

oh sure harry could catch the snitch in his first year but not one of the fuckin 5000 letters in the air

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theonion: Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At

: Oaf Not What Of You At
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theonion:

Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At

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How To Make Sure You Learn At The Petting Zoo

How To Make You At The Zoo

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tonyabbot: sure i’ll check out your blog *checks tagged/me*

: out your *

tonyabbot:

sure i’ll check out your blog

*checks tagged/me*

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just make sure you close the goddam door first

make you the
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just make sure you close the goddam door first

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Thank god I’ve never had a friend named Valerie because I’m pretty sure she’d hate…

god I’ve had a I’m she’d

Thank god I’ve never had a friend named Valerie because I’m pretty sure she’d hate me after like the fifth time I asked/sang to her, “Why don’t come on over, Valerie?!” I wonder how many people named Valerie have lost friends this way…probably a lot.

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