best part of the day is when you say something blatantly sarcastic and some,…

of the day is when you say something and ,…

best part of the day is when you say something blatantly sarcastic and some, “gotta-be-right--everything” dumbass, who doesn’t understand what sarcasm is, tries to call you out or prove you wrong and then you got no choice but to shame their existence

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Something fucked up that happens to me, that anyone close to me can confirm, is that I literally…

Something up that to me, that anyone to me can , is that I

Something fucked up that happens to me, that anyone close to me can confirm, is that I literally catch feelings for girls that I just see around for all different kinds of stupid reasons. I “love at first sight”-ed like 10 times this week which is sad and funny at the same time because I would never in a million years talk to any of them about it and also it makes me feel kinda shallow but also it’s just a hilarious concept to me that strangers can fuck me up like that so quick. Today alone I fell in love with the girl working at gamestop who talked about Destiny with me for like 15 when I was trading in games and I was like, “oh god this girl’s the one she’s perfect and interesting and funny and also perfect”, then it was a girl walking around candle store and she was smelling the candles tenderly and she had these adorable cheeks that would puff out every time she smelled one that she liked and I’m pretty certain she was moving in slow motion the entire time, and then there was our waitress at dinner whose smile killed me and she smelled perfect and there was a halo around her person I’m certain of it. Yeah it’s ridiculous, but I think it has to do with how observant I am of my surroundings and of other and the fact that I just greatly enjoy beautiful things, places, and , and when I notice beauty in my surroundings it’s hard to not wish that the person or thing or whatever was somehow of making my existence beautiful. Idk, these little instances always make me happy in the long run simply because it’s nice knowing I’m still capable of feeling after some of the things I’ve been through and also just because…

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Voxtrot – The Start of Something

– The of Something


Voxtrot – The Start of Something

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about 20 minutes ago I googled something (don’t even remember what the hell it was any more),…

20 ago I something (don’t what the it was any ),…

about 20 minutes ago I googled something (don’t even remember what the hell it was any more), went to the wikipedia page for it and then I fucking went into a trance or something until just now when I realized I had wound up on the wikipedia page for the song Magic Stick by Lil Kim ft. 50 Cent and ya know…I just can’t believe it only reached number 47 on the top 40 music charts in New Zealand…that’s bs. I mean both Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken are above it. I know because I checked that shit on www.charts.org.nz (yes that is seriously the website for the New Zealand music charts and yes it looks as awful as the url suggests) and oh god wikipedia you’ve done it again

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politely listening to old people about something hilarious they saw on facebook even though you saw…

to old something saw on you saw…

politely listening to old people about something hilarious they saw on facebook even though you saw it like a year ago

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meladoodle: i have a theory that in heaven, god plays a video of all the times you caught something…

: i have a that in , god a of all the you something…

meladoodle:

i have a theory that in heaven, god plays a video of all the times you caught something mid fall and no one saw

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ok so im currently netflicking American Horror Story but I need another show or something to watch…

ok so im Story but I or something to

ok so im currently netflicking American Horror Story but I need another show or something to watch that doesnt require me to go to sleep with a night-light. suggestions?

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pixel ok so im currently netflicking American Horror Story but I need another show or something to watch...

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