the only reason i hate my little sister is that she sometimes forgets to use the profile i made for…

the i my sister is that she sometimes to use the profile i for…

the only reason i hate my little sister is that she sometimes forgets to use the profile i made for her on my netflix account and uses mine instead so my recommended shows get all messed up and netflix tryna tell me to watch Pretty Little Liars and One Tree Hill and shit like Dragon Tales because she thought it’d be a good idea to be nostalgic and watch magic school bus episodes. I mean, i wished, i wished with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart back in the day but i’m grown now and Dragon Land isn’t and I’ve just got to learn to deal with that I guess,

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Give me one reason why I should start The Office?

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Why I’m Single Reason #372: One time, this girl and I were flirting and she told me that she…

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Why I’m Single Reason #372: One time, this girl and I were flirting and she told me that she loved to cuddle, so not to be outdone, I to her, and I quote, “Oh I will cuddle your skin off.” 

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Only reason I leave home

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Only reason I leave home

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A lot of people are afraid of the prospect of hell but my reason is that Billy Joel said only the…

A lot of are of the of hell but my is that Joel said the…

A lot of people are afraid of the prospect of hell but my reason is that Billy Joel said only the good die young and Billy Joel is old now so he’d clearly be going to hell and I just couldn’t bear an eternity of listening to Scenes from an Italian Restaurant… sorry not sorry have fun playing Piano Man for Hitler, Billy Joel, I’ll be in heaven crying with the saints cause imma be a good boy from here on in. But yeah not really though, totally hypothetical.

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like the real reason to not do some drugs

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like the real reason to not do some drugs

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The only reason I go anywhere

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The only reason I go anywhere

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