my only hope is that one day i can be as happy as a dude that high fives strangers at sports games

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my only hope is that one day i can be as happy as a dude that high fives strangers at sports games

don’t call it a comeback


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It’s my only hope.

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the only perk of living in south TX

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pickled on we heart it


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Because I’d only end up smiling after his teeth were knocked in?

both men and women tell me to smile all the and every single i wanna yell at them, “HEY MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS HOW BOUT THAT”

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The only thing I took away from “The Martian” trailer is Matt Damon, playing the role of a…

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The only thing I took away from “The Martian” trailer is Matt Damon, playing the role of a professional astronaut, saying, “In the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option: I’m going to have to science the shit out of .”

Damn That’s Whack


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Shout out to daylight savings time and my only clock that doesn’t automatically change for…

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Shout out to daylight savings time and my only clock that doesn’t automatically change for helping me justify binge Netflix all night

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I just started watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and it’s only a matter of time before this…

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I just started watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and it’s only a matter of time before this entire show is a gif

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