A wise friend once told me, “Fleet Foxes sounds like an attic smells”

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A wise friend once told me, “Fleet Foxes sounds like an attic smells”

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sugarcubesaresexy: What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class…

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sugarcubesaresexy:

What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL

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I was once a treehouse. I lived in a cake.

I was a . I in a .
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I was once a treehouse. I lived in a cake.

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Send me more snapchats. I like receiving some once in awhile

me I in

You send me some…

add me on snapchat…my username is coryalexieff.

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nothing sexual? once in a lifetime chance, and you watch a movie.

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I’m just not gay or have any gay desires…I’m not perfect ya know

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Once gay marriage is legalized everywhere, and then is followed by the inevitable legalization of…

gay is , and then is by the of…

Once gay marriage is legalized everywhere, and then is followed by the inevitable legalization of human-dog marriage (as has been stated by many opposers of gay marriage) I’m totally getting married to my dog and we’re gonna adopt little Asian puppies and be one big happy family.

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graystripe: once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk…

: in the 4th guy got a 2% on his so him

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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