Okay Guy- Marcus Jannes 

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Okay Guy-

Fuck yeah y u no guy


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excitable: It is okay to think you’re pretty. except when…

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excitable:

It is okay to .

when you’re not pretty

IT MAY BE STUPID, BUT IT’S ALSO DUMB


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5 People It’s Okay To Hate

peoplewehate 1 5 People It’s Okay To Hate1. The obsessive high fiver

These assclowns try to high five you every 30 seconds for no reason whatsoever. Oh, a squirrel is eating out of the bird feeder outside? HIGH FIVE FOR THE SQUIRREL! Your mother won 9 by playing 1-2-6 backup? HIGH FIVE FOR YOUR MOM! You just took a shit? HIGH FIVE FOR YOUR COLON! Look, obsessive high fiver. I’m sorry your esteem is so low that you need to seek constant approval and validation from a handslap, but it’s not my problem. Put your hand down and walk away. Bottom Line: There’s no need to celebrate every accomplishment, so give it a rest.

peoplewehate 2 5 People It’s Okay To Hate2. who wear sunglasses on the back of their heads

Whoever started this trend needs to be bitch slapped with Busty Heart’s left breast, because it’s just hideous. These guys are usually police officers and military personnel with bald or shaved heads, or douchebags Guy Fieri with frosted tips and black roots. They they’re clever and innovative, but they’re really just douchebags with unusually small penises who lie to their friends how many girls they’ve hooked up with. Bottom Line: There have to be better ways to hide the disgusting fat rolls on the back of your neck. Find one.

peoplewehate 3 5 People It’s Okay To Hate3. The person in front of you in line paying with a check

When you’re in a rush, few things are more infuriating than somebody in front of you paying with a check. So know this, check writer, everyone behind you hates you. Why? It’s taken you four minutes to write out “Thirteen Dollars and eighty two cents,” and you haven’t even done the math in your check register yet. Kill me now. Bottom Line:  Get with the times and pick up a debit card. You suck.

peoplewehate 4 5 People It’s Okay To Hate4. The fake drunk

These losers drink half a beer, and then within moments start slurring their speech and stumbling around the room like they just polished off a case off Grey Goose with Andy Dick. This is a desperate act used by losers to help them fit in, and by attention seeking whores  to help them get laid. (There’s a Fake Drunk Mormon” video at Spike that sums it up nicely!)
Bottom Line: We’re all onto you, fake drunk. You’re lame.

peoplewehate 5 5 People It’s Okay To Hate5. The hardcore scrapbooker
If the highlight of your day is scoring 10% off a discounted rubber stamp at Jo-Ann Fabrics, chances are you have no life. Just the word SCRAPBOOKER sends chills down my spine, because so many women take the shit way too seriously. “Let’s have a scrapbook party and spend 5 on decorative hole punches and fancy scissors that will allow us to better chronicle every single event of our lives and our children’s lives!”  Bottom Line: Photos already have meaning, without you sticking pink baby rattles or palm tree stickers on them. Get a life.

 5 People It’s Okay To Hate

 5 People It’s Okay To Hate

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Okay guys, here’s ten funny Tweets I found about the rapture

These are so irreverent.  In case the is just running late today, I hope Jesus knows that I disapprove of their shenanigans.

No rapture? Damn. That means i still gotta go to work tomorrow. @vivalatiger

Got through the gate fine. St Peter’s a bit of a perv though, full body search lol #rapture @RealCMahag

Apparently the rapture has come and gone today….not as bad as I expected. Here in KC just cloudy and a little humid. #expectedmore @KC_Catfan

People are making Rapture jokes there’s no tomorrow @velvetvocals

I guess on Sunday when the #Rapture people feel really upset, we can’t console them by saying ‘Cheer up, it’s not the end of the world.’ @renerincon

Sign of the Rapture? RT @mindykaling: Um my plane has a straight male flight attendant, I have never seen this before @DeeceX

No-one floating nowhere, & Jesus cancelled. A #Rapture ? More like a #Crapture ! @MasksofEris

Crossing my fingers the rapture includes zombie apocalypse. @krevlornfu

WTF? No Rapture? Now I gotta do a pile of laundry. #Shit @IHAV2POOP

Macho Man sacrificed himself to avoid the rapture. He saved us all…. @realBRENDOR

And for you philanderers out there here is a pickup line sure to make the ladies swoon – ‘Baby I the rapture just happened because I’m standing next to an angel.’

Death by Lulz


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Okay guys, here’s ten funny Tweets I found about the rapture

These are so irreverent.  In case the is just running late today, I hope Jesus knows that I disapprove of their shenanigans.

No rapture? Damn. That means i still gotta go to work tomorrow. @vivalatiger

Got through the gate fine. St Peter’s a bit of a perv though, full body search lol #rapture @RealCMahag

Apparently the rapture has come and gone today….not as bad as I expected. Here in KC just cloudy and a little humid. #expectedmore @KC_Catfan

People are making Rapture jokes there’s no tomorrow @velvetvocals

I guess on Sunday when the #Rapture people feel really upset, we can’t console them by saying ‘Cheer up, it’s not the end of the world.’ @renerincon

Sign of the Rapture? RT @mindykaling: Um my plane has a straight male flight attendant, I have never seen this before @DeeceX

No-one floating nowhere, & Jesus cancelled. A #Rapture ? More like a #Crapture ! @MasksofEris

Crossing my fingers the rapture includes zombie apocalypse. @krevlornfu

WTF? No Rapture? Now I gotta do a pile of laundry. #Shit @IHAV2POOP

Macho Man sacrificed himself to avoid the rapture. He saved us all…. @realBRENDOR

And for you philanderers out there here is a pickup line sure to make the ladies swoon – ‘Baby I the rapture just happened because I’m standing next to an angel.’

Death by Lulz


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okay so fucknicethings reblogs me directly, but doesnt follow.

jmonster66:

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i’m not that easy

IT MAY BE STUPID, BUT IT’S ALSO DUMB


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2bad—-sosad: i mean rape is okay she shouldnt have been dressin like a slut right guys???…

2bad—-sosad:

i is okay she have a slut ??? XDDD

IT MAY BE STUPID, BUT IT’S ALSO DUMB

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