your dog is cool but my dog is a dancing magic human dog so…
I am actually a four feet tall garden variety gnome who turns into a human for 2 hours a day like reverse fiona from shrek and sometimes i spend those precious two hours just taking photos of my human self to brag to the other gnomes that i am a human sometimes and the other times i spend those two hours just watching shrek
Billy Eichner is the best human alive. I won’t hear your arguments.
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
The sound I just made was not human
Perfect human being