the hardest part about having to behave in a professional manner all the time is not being able to use “fuckin” as my go-to speech disfluency
when you tired of not having a bae
The concept of having “haters” always gets me going. Someone like a celebrity for instance can have haters that just hate them for no reason or because they’re envious or because they’re a racist or sexist or something terrible… but like some crossfit bro that rips his t-shirts into tank tops with the sides cut out and that carries a gallon of water everywhere he goes, does not have haters…if you’re a non-celebrity person such as this and you think that you have haters, odds are you’re just an asshole.
Today at work we were having a serious talk about infidelity and cheating in general, and my manager…
Today at work we were having a serious talk about infidelity and cheating in general, and my manager said, “What would do if your significant other was sexy texting another person?” And then I laughed for about a minute because “sexy texting” and then I told him “All my texts are sexy texts because I send them sexily”
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Having fun at the beach.
And that’s why you should always remember to leave a note.