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New Girl s05e10

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Is there an app for not drunk-texting the girl your crushing on with witty sarcasm??

Is an app for not drunk-texting the your on with sarcasm??

Is there an app for not drunk-texting the girl your crushing on with witty sarcasm??

don’t call it a comeback


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a pretty, dark-haired girl with resting bitch face who rolls her eyes at everyone and likes to rest…

a , dark-haired with who her at and to

a pretty, dark-haired girl with resting bitch face who rolls her eyes at everyone and likes to rest her head on my shoulder when we’re watching movies…now that’s what dreams are made of

Damn That’s Whack


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If you’re a white girl and you haven’t done a photo shoot in some field (with our…

If you’re a and you haven’t a in (with our…

If you’re a white girl and you haven’t done a photo shoot in some field (with our without an old fence) while wearing cowboy boots and a base white girl outfit then you better get a move on because judging by my facebook I’m sure that’s mandatory now?

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Why I’m Single Reason #372: One time, this girl and I were flirting and she told me that she…

Why I’m : One , and I and she me that she…

Why I’m Single Reason #372: One time, this girl and I were flirting and she told me that she loved to cuddle, so not to be outdone, I said to her, and I quote, “Oh I will cuddle your skin off.” 

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bestrooftalkever: Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored…

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Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik

#synergy

’s so many goddam satire sites nowadays I have no idea if anything is real anymore

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Describe your dream girl

your dream

is impossible due to how big of an idiot I am, I see a different dream girl like 15 times a day. ’s just seriously too many beautiful people on this planet

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