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Hey everybody, Jillian and Michelle Madison here. We’re the creators of the Pophangover Network and we’re excited to announce our book Dear Asshole: 101 Letters To The Morons Who Muck Up Your Life is now available for sale! To celebrate, we’re giving out 3 copies to Pophangover readers.
To enter, all you have to do is leave a comment on this post. We will then pick 3 winners at random. That’s it!
About the book: Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and useful book ever again!
If you don’t win the book, you can grab it at your local bookstore or pick it up on Amazon. Good luck!
Fine Print: Be sure to include a valid email address so we can contact you. The contest will close on Wednesday, August 10, 2011, at 5 PM EST. The winners will be drawn at random and will be contacted by email. The contest is limited to legal residents of the United States and Canada. Void where prohibited by law. Entrants must be at least 18 years of age. Winners will be determined by random drawings of all valid entries. Winners will be notified by email within three days of the drawing. Only one entry per person is allowed, multiple entries may lead to disqualification.