egg-tampon:back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed…

egg-tampon:back in my day we it , we it and blamed…

egg-tampon:

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

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I actually thought about this the other day. I called some guy a…

I the other I guy a…
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I actually thought about this the other day. I called some guy a “Blink-182 Dad”

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Playing a game called “Take some sleeping aids and see how much of your dashboard you can get…

a “Take sleeping aids and see how of your you can get…

Playing a game called “Take some sleeping aids and see how much of your dashboard you can get through before you fall asleep”. Here are the rules: If buzzfeed has declared that someone else has “won the internet”, I take a melatonin. If I see “You’ll Love Blog On Your Dash”, then I take a tylenol pm. And if I see more than 5 posts showing how down-to-earth and totally cool Jennifer Lawrence is, then I’ll shotgun a bottle of NyQuil.

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graystripe: once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk…

: in the 4th guy got a 2% on his so him

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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Your grandmother is mad because you haven’t called her in a while.

tumblr lo7gcs7SyM1qbx237 Your grandmother is mad because you havent called her in a while.

But the truth is…

The reason you don’t is all she wants to talk is why you don’t call her more often.



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But the truth is…


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lolinternets: Sure I have, it’s called “mentally deficient”

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lolinternets:

I have,

IT MAY BE STUPID, BUT IT’S ALSO DUMB


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cumbuckets: My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.

cumbuckets:

My me a big for a 12-year-old.

IT MAY BE STUPID, BUT IT’S ALSO DUMB

pixel cumbuckets: My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12 year old.

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