GRAHAM NORTON: Don’t you break things?
MATT SMITH: I break everything.
GRAHAM: Why is that?
MATT: I don’t know! At my best friend’s house I had a plastic beaker until the age of 14, and everyone else was using glasses.
RUSSELL KANE: ‘Special beaker.’
MATT: I know, it scarred me!
But the truth is…
They want to fool around with someone else without feeling like they’re cheating on you.
(Submitted by: mylifeaserinmarie)