nevver: Creep this makes me glad I chose being a doctor over…

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nevver:

Creep

this makes me glad I chose being a doctor over being a taxidermist

leave your stupid comments in your pocket


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beyonceprivilege: me: *waves at a dog being walked* dog’s owner: *waves at me* me:

: me: * at a dog * : *waves at me* me:

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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the hardest part about having to behave in a professional manner all the time is not being able to…

the to in a professional manner all the is not to…

the hardest part about having to behave in a professional manner all the time is not being able to use “fuckin” as my go-to speech disfluency

Damn That’s Whack


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I have a vivid memory from when I was a small kid from the first time I remember being really sick…

I have a vivid when I was a kid the I sick…

I have a vivid memory from when I was a small kid from the first time I remember being really sick with a fever. I rested on my living room couch all day and my dad rented blockbuster movies for me to watch in order to pass the time. The only one I remember watching was Blade with Wesley Snipes the vampires and shit and I was thoroughly traumatized because I was in and out of a dreamy stupor so it felt so real and moral of the story is I’m like that sick right now and I was in and out of night terrors last night and Wesley snipes was there so now I’m watching all of friends on Netflix because they can’t scar me for life, right?

Damn That’s Whack


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nevver:“Imagine being all three at the same time”

:“Imagine all at the
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nevver:

Imagine being all three at the same time

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Ironically saying bruh to every bruh without them knowing you’re being ironic

saying to you’re

Ironically saying bruh to every bruh without them knowing you’re being ironic

Damn That’s Whack


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foreveralone-lyguy: Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

foreveralone-lyguy: a 20+ yr old on

foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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Damn That’s Whack

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