if i ever have a kid im probably gonna talk to them in a baby voice for their whole life because my…

if i have a kid im probably to in a voice for whole life my…

if i ever have a kid im probably gonna talk to them in a baby voice for their whole life because my dog is an adult dog now and i still talk to him he’s a baby dog 

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driving in tennessee is so strange for me because everyone drives below the speed limit and people…

in is so for me everyone the speed limit and

driving in tennessee is so strange for me because everyone drives below the speed limit and people glare at you if you go at or above the speed limit…and im so used to new jersey driving where the speed limit is like the suggested minimum speed you can go your fellow drivers kindly let you know that you should get off the road and go fuck yourself  

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advice: don’t be that person who thinks they know everything before everyone else because…

: don’t be that person who else

advice: don’t be that person who thinks they know everything before everyone else because nobody will you and also you are terrible

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How good are you with eyebrows because mine are a mess and my life is a mess and I would feel slightly better if my eyebrows were not.

How are you with are a mess and my life is a mess and I if my eyebrows not.

i was born with perfect eyebrows so im sorry i cannot help you or even relate

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timid:my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because…

timid:my expression me i’m in a bad which is convenient

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my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because usually true

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my google chrome home page is Bing because i like seeing the pretty background pictures that bing…

my is i seeing the background that bing…

my google chrome home page is Bing because i like seeing the pretty background pictures that bing has everyday

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I just started the apple music free trial and I quit after about 5 minutes because I think it’s…

I the and I after about 5 minutes I it’s…

I just started the apple music free trial and I quit after about 5 minutes because I think it’s bland looking and ugly compared to spotify

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