The only thing I took away from “The Martian” trailer is Matt Damon, playing the role of a…

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The only thing I took away from “The Martian” trailer is Matt Damon, playing the role of a professional astronaut, saying, “In the face of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option: I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.”

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long ago and far away

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theonion: “I looked away from the screen for five seconds…

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theonion:

“I looked away from the screen for five seconds because some of the meat was coming out from between the bread, and I missed some stuff on the show.” 

Guys, you should check out this piece that the onion did about me

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When was the last time you said something so awkward you just walked away from the situation?

When was the you something so you the ?

Today, then yesterday, then every single day before that for as as I can remember.

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Sometimes karma just works right away

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Sometimes karma just works right away

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I don’t mean to be insensitive, but it is bad that when I heard Paul Walker passed away I…

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I don’t mean to be insensitive, but it is bad that when I heard Paul Walker passed away I immediately thought of ways in which one could work fast and furious into his eulogy in a tasteful way?

“He wouldn’t have wanted to go any other way. His passion was driving cars, and he lived his life the way he knew how, fast…and furiously…”

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Fruits And Vegetables, Canned Spiced Pickled Beets, A Vintage Recipe For Gently Spiced Pickled Beets With Cinnamon And Clove Yields 6 Quarts. Don’T Throw Away The Juice From An Empty Jar, Make Pickled Beet Eggs With It.

And Vegetables, Pickled Beets, A Vintage For Spiced Pickled Beets With Cinnamon And Clove 6 Quarts. Don’T Throw The Juice An Jar, Make Pickled With It.
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