I’ve been in contact with of the leaders in helmet making industry and I think we’ve come up with a pretty good solution to prevent death by blunt cheese trauma. It’s a protective helmet with the external portion of the helmet being constructed entirely of cheese graters. This way you’re protected from injury and when hit with cheese, you obtain a cheesy snack in bite-sized pieces!

tumblr lhtrtyBE8H1qbqqbp I work with cheese as my day job, and I find my thoughts often stray to the possible implications of cheese as a blunt force murder weapon. Some of the cheese is fairly heavy and particularly hard, you see, as I found out when I punched one the other day to demonstrate its durability. And while my knuckles are now like iron (undoubtedly how the Wu Tang do it), I worry that someone may one day try to murder me with a block of gouda. Or worse, Reggiano Parmigiano...aged 36 months!   I guess my question is, what are you doing to prevent homicide by cheese?

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pixel I work with cheese as my day job, and I find my thoughts often stray to the possible implications of cheese as a blunt force murder weapon. Some of the cheese is fairly heavy and particularly hard, you see, as I found out when I punched one the other day to demonstrate its durability. And while my knuckles are now like iron (undoubtedly how the Wu Tang do it), I worry that someone may one day try to murder me with a block of gouda. Or worse, Reggiano Parmigiano...aged 36 months!   I guess my question is, what are you doing to prevent homicide by cheese? Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

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